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911 Mistaken For Rapid-Response Cigarette-Lighting Service
• Monday, January 7 2:05 p.m. Shirley Boulevard resident observed someone pulling into a “dangerous parking space” on the street about 7 p.m. the previous night. Occupants then got out and scratched...
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Arcata Police Log: Wronged, They Yearned To Confront Their Antagonists, But...
• Thursday, January 10 10:25 p.m. A driver in a Valley West motel parking lot may have mistaken “checking in” for “backing in,” as the latter is what he did with his car to a room. No one was hurt. •...
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How Does “Use My Car Around Town” Come Through As “Sell My Car In San Diego?”
• Wednesday, January 16 8:10 p.m. A citizen reported two people having “inappropriate relations” with each other on the pedestrian freeway overpass. It turned out to be the sweatshirtians from the...
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Arcata Police Log: Expediency And Self-Centeredness Guide Majority Of Human...
• Monday, January 20 12:30 a.m. “I drink and drive all the time,” said a man at a downtown brewery. “In fact, I’m drunk right now and am going to drive.” With that, the large man in a dark coat and...
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Arcata Police Log: Dough Boy And Zig Zag Drive A Dude Mental
• Monday, January 28 9:30 a.m. A possibly color-blind man wearing a green vest over a white hoodie with tan pants strolled through Sunny Brae, lashing passersby with verbal abuse and starting...
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Arcata Police Log: Practitioners Of The Howling Arts Blurt And Bluster Across...
• Monday, Febuary 4 10:58 a.m. A neighbor forced entry into a Highland Court residence and discovered a deceased person. The coroner was called. 11:59 a.m. Officers responded to a reported fight at an...
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Arcata Police Log: Weirdo Scours Nowhere For Thereness
• Monday, February 18 9:40 a.m. A pocket-dialed cell phone treated the police dispatcher to the sound of some guy coughing. 9:49 a.m. Another pocket dial delivered sounds of television entertainment. •...
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Arcata Police Log: Obstreperous Oaves Briefly Engage Grog-Sodden Prefrontal...
By Abigail Lovelace & Kevin L. Hoover • Monday, March 4 3:38 a.m. A car window on Tanglewood Road was broken, with a wallet and papers taken. 7:15 a.m. A car window on Zehndner Avenue was broken...
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Arcata Police Log: They Say This Town Is Full Of, Like, Cozenage Or Whatever
They say this town is full of cozenage, As, nimble jugglers that deceive the eye, Dark-working sorcerers that change the mind, Soul-killing witches that deform the body, Disguised cheaters, prating...
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Arcata Police Log: Schrödinger’s Cat Makes Appearance In Driveway, And Doesn’t
• Tuesday, April 15 9:57 a.m. The rugged individualist who lives in a bus outside a Sunny Brae church has a big dog which is often unleashed and is generating complaints. • Wednesday, April 17 10:31...
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